What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:02
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
What is truer than that which is true?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
How do I develop the patience to read books?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.